Lenny Kravtiz's Body Language Says It All
When you come across a horny cougar in the wild and she busts into her mating call dance, it's best to sit really still and don't make eye contact, which is exactly what Lenny Kravitz did at Chanel's...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Demi Moore's Down Low Piece Doesn't Want You To Know That He's Dating Her
If you looked at those pictures of Demi Mooretwerking her coochie lips off yesterday, then I'm sure you still smell like burnt hair from your lashes getting singed by the heat she was serving. Well,...
View ArticleDemi Moore Is Back On The Prowl After Getting Dumped
I would say to chain your 20-something sons to the water heater and lock them in the garage, but that's a waste of time. They just can't resist jumping on Demi Moore's twerk train. They'll whittle...
View ArticleHappy Christmas, Here's The Gift Of Divorce!
Being the (*prepare for eye roll*) caring gentleman that Ashton Kutcher is (*aaaaaaaand roll*), he waited an entire year for Demi Moore to file for divorce, because something about dignity and he felt...
View ArticleTwo. Dollars.
Much like the newspaper boy from Better Off Dead, Demi wants her $2.00. FOUR WEEKS, TWENTY PAPERS, THAT'S TWO DOLLARS, PLUS TIP. Even though her ass is by far richer and more plasticized than Ashton...
View ArticleDemi "Topper" Moore Is Still Living The Life
While Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis shuffled around like two miserable blobs in sweatpants,Demi Moore shook her ass to "Buss It Wide Open" on top of a rattan ottoman next to a pool at a resort in...
View ArticleDemi Moore Really Is Dating Lindsay Lohan's Leftovers
TMZ said a week or so ago that there was zero truth to the rumor that Demi Moore was nibbling on Lindsay Lohan's discarded and stale pink taco (not SamRo). The rumor was that Demi Moore is wrapping her...
View ArticleDemi Moore Wants Ashton Kutcher To Pay Up
After Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore broke up over a year ago, she's been busy doing the rehab thing, riding the beat, pouncing on young pieces and living the life, so she really hasn't had time to file...
View ArticleWhen A Poster Child Of Plastic Surgery Met A Poster Child Of Plastic Surgery
It's like the before and after of a collagen embalming. You decide who's the before and who's the after.The chemical aroma of melting plastic, burnt Shrinky Dinks and Turtle Wax was in the air at...
View ArticleDemi Moore's New Piece Has A Pearl In His Peen... For Her Pleasure
Demi Moore is still living the life. She's running around in a bikini, popping her cougar puss at clubs and humping on a young hot Australian piece with a pearl-embedded dick. Demi is supposedly...
View Article
